How to detect UFOs with cloaking devices ???

[Tristan Beeline]

Is there some kind of sub-space radar available or are we not able to
detect these aliens ???

[Armin Doerry]

Seems like a tachyon beam ought to do it....

[One Usenet Poster]

Post by Armin Doerry
Seems like a tachyon beam ought to do it....

... but only after Phase Gradient Compensation due to the Earth's
gravitational field! My God, man! You could kill us all!

[Armin Doerry]

Post by One Usenet Poster

Post by Armin Doerry
Seems like a tachyon beam ought to do it....

... but only after Phase Gradient Compensation due to the Earth's
gravitational field! My God, man! You could kill us all!

Naw... I'm thinking of using a sub-space flux field regulator.... I think
Radio Shack sells 'em for $14.95, but batteries are extra....

[Muddy]

Taceoons(sp) Generators are what you need, all cloaked ships block
Taceoons streams, so you just put up a bunch of satelites that generate
and detect Taceoons steams to create a net of detection. Of course
unless the UFO's are really big, it will take billions of satelites if
you use positive curl taceoons, but if you use negative spin taceoons
you can look for reflections of taceoons. Negative curl Taceoon
Generators and Detectors are freely available in stores(some where I
sure), so it shouldn't be a problem.

[Robert]

I would use a Tachyon beam but the power requirements are massive.
To overcome this problem take the power directly from the warp core, bypass
all systems like the life support, replicators, gravity generator etc.

If you require more power, try Borg Technology, they have means of producing
massive amounts of power, power conduits etc.

Better still radio astronomy dishes can be modified to produce hugh amounts
of power to scan a area of space.

Any more help on this just contact space command and leave or name and
address.

Other departments that can help are ASIO, CIA, KGB, MI5, but remember leave
your name and address so they can contact you at any time.
You could mention that the American President is behind all of this as well
and you will have him removed, that should attract there attention.
Let them know that you will carry out all of this for no pay, you should
have no promblems with these departments

Post by Armin Doerry
Seems like a tachyon beam ought to do it....
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Post by Tristan Beeline
Is there some kind of sub-space radar available or are we not able to
detect these aliens ???

[Ankh]

Post by Tristan Beeline
Is there some kind of sub-space radar available or are we not able to
detect these aliens ???

That author of mothman prophesies, he apparently wrote something re
UFO detection.

I found an article on it on the net.

Basically, you hang a rare earth magnet on a conductive wire down
through a wire loop. Then when the suspended magnet swings, it closes
the circuit to a simple alarm circuit, like a battery connected to a
bell.

[Armin Doerry]

I dunno.... I think I'd still incorporate a zeta-particle flux modulator in
there somewhere.... especially since they cost only a few kroneks on the
Centurian Prime homeworld....

Post by Ankh

Post by Tristan Beeline
Is there some kind of sub-space radar available or are we not able to
detect these aliens ???

That author of mothman prophesies, he apparently wrote something re
UFO detection.
I found an article on it on the net.
Basically, you hang a rare earth magnet on a conductive wire down
through a wire loop. Then when the suspended magnet swings, it closes
the circuit to a simple alarm circuit, like a battery connected to a
bell.

[Muddy]

Post by Armin Doerry
I dunno.... I think I'd still incorporate a zeta-particle flux modulator in
there somewhere.... especially since they cost only a few kroneks on the
Centurian Prime homeworld....

Post by Tristan Beeline
Is there some kind of sub-space radar available or are we not able to
detect these aliens ???

If the aliens are able to get to the Earth in any numbers, I doubt
seriously if we would be able to detect, or fight them unless we
happened to have a technology they simply hadn't thought of, except by
chance or course. For example if we happened to focus a massive Radar
beam on the location where there ship was, and thus the 0.00..01%
return that got past their cloaking device was enough to detect, and it
just so happened they were doing a course correction at the time that
space junk couldn't match.
Of course while the chance alien are out there somewhere is very close
to a sure thing, the chance that an alien ship would be in orbit at any
point around Earth at a given time is most likely trillions to one, so
even by Bush Star Wars standards this would not be a good return on
investment.

[Christian M. Mericle]

"Tristan Beeline" is a troll to a lot of newsgroups. He tracks
responses in "finet.unet," so if you remove "finet.unet" from the list
of groups that the message goes to, you can steal some of his trollish
pleasure.

-- Christian

Post by Ankh

Post by Tristan Beeline
Is there some kind of sub-space radar available or are we not able to
detect these aliens ???

That author of mothman prophesies, he apparently wrote something re
UFO detection.
I found an article on it on the net.
Basically, you hang a rare earth magnet on a conductive wire down
through a wire loop. Then when the suspended magnet swings, it closes
the circuit to a simple alarm circuit, like a battery connected to a
bell.

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